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    October 19

    尴尬妈妈s

    周末接孩子时碰到阳阳妈妈也来接孩子,阳阳抢了宝贝儿的小汽车玩具,被阳阳妈妈威逼利诱的要过来还给了我家宝贝,结果就被宝贝认定了亲人一个,拿着他的玩具汽车跟在阳阳妈妈屁股后面显摆:
    “阳阳妈妈,你看我的小汽车多漂亮”
    阳阳妈妈:“是啊,真漂亮”
    宝贝儿:“橙色的,跟南瓜颜色一样”
    阳阳妈妈:“是的,橙色最漂亮”
    宝贝儿:“还有风扇呢”
    阳阳妈妈:“是吗?我看看”
    宝贝儿:“风扇转转转”
    阳阳妈妈:“还真的”
    宝贝儿:“风扇可以转转转吹风”
    阳阳妈妈:“嗯,好”
    宝贝儿:“转转转吹阳阳”
    阳阳妈妈:“好啊好啊”
    宝贝儿:“吹死阳阳”
    阳阳妈妈和宝贝儿妈妈,连同老师,一同尴尬冷场数秒

    妈妈和老师一同道歉离开后,开始教育孩子

    妈妈:“宝贝儿,你怎么能吹死阳阳呢?阳阳死了,阳阳妈妈就没有孩子了,多伤心啊?”
    孩子:“他妈妈可以再去买一个新阳阳啊”
    妈妈:“小孩子怎么能买呢,都是妈妈肚子里面长大的,外面买不到的”
    孩子:“可以把他再放回他妈妈肚子里面啊”
    ... ...

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    winter kingwrote:
    太有才了。。。。。长大了不去学相声真是浪费了
    Oct. 21

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